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quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

its always good to do unethical kink shit with your friends

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

Gentle reminder that being a disgusting freak pervert is only cool when you also care about the people you're interacting with