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life is a party and iām the piƱata
iām just gonna be posting shit i like

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enough men with dead wife syndrome. i want women fresh out of toxic divorces venting their feelings through bloodbaths and john wick action sequences
itās time
bringing this back around because once again, itās time
has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting āzuccedā aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like āhe got unalived by a pew pewā were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isnāt corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow weāve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we canāt have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

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2025 wrap up: odd news edition
it's that most wonderful time of the year again - time for a 2025 headline wrap-up!
ā Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.
there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"
one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."
and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help
OP I think that might be the Devil
fuck 4chan
fuck twitter
fuck reddit
fuck tumblr
and fuck you
me: Princess Zeldaās a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.
some nerd: source????
me:Ā
me: ??????
me:
Didnāt do shit in Linkās awakening though
This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen.Ā
Yes, Zelda didnāt do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didnāt do shit in Metroid Prime.Ā

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Johnny Test is short for Johnny Testrogen
why didnt i just say testosterone
internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like āSJWā and āanime communistā and ādark enlightenmentā and itās just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.
happy 10 year anniversary!
This post.
This fucking post.
It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.
is this anything
@official-boob-posts
big part of my break has been due to heightened dysphoria so I needed this
this is superior humor
I have some to add:
M O R E
I hope you enjoy
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Friendly reminder that the intro to Lion Kingā¦.the non english bits leading up to the ācircle of lifeā is not random yelling in *Africa voice* it is an actual language, Zulu, spoken by 10 million people, it is the most widely spoken language (out of 11) in the country of South Africa (1 out of the 54 countries in the continent of Africa, the continent homeĀ to somewhere between 1500-2000 languages and around 3000 distinct ethnic groups)
this isnāt to say that you have to friggin learn the language to sing along with a disney film, it just means that you should be mindful, respectful, appreciative and respectful. donāt be yelling out whatever noise comes in to your head when you hear it
Ok but someone knows what does this say?
The lyrics before the english comes inā¦in ācircle of lifeā
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [Here comes a lion, Father] Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, itās a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [Here comes a lion, Father] Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, itās a lion] Ingonyama [Itās a lion] Siyo Nqoba [Weāre going to conquer] Ingonyama Ingonyama nengwā enamabala [A lion and a leopard come to this open place] (repeats) [queue English lyrics]
I would like to further add that language has there own cultural nuances so something that can sound extremely meaningful in one languages may not sound as majestic when translated to another (I know this as someone who has an understanding of 5 languages and speaks 3 of them fluently) so if you are thinkingĀ āoh it aināt that deep they are just yelling: the lion is coming!ā dial it back
Worth noting that ālionā and especially the word Ingonyama is a very respectful word to talk about a Zulu king, especially in praise. Itās so heavily associated with royalty in isiZulu that a different word is used for an animal lion - Ibhubesi. This isnāt just announcing the arrival of an animal, itās celebrating the arrival (or coronation?) of the king
/\ Whoop, I didnāt know this
This is so informative thank you so much
Lemme tell you, I was not dividing those syllables into words in the right places AT ALL
I would also like to state that the songĀ āThe Lion Sleeps Tonightā is an extremely washed out version of the original songĀ āMbubeā by Solomon Linda, a South African musician. It was appropriated by the west and he never received credit or money for what became an extremely famous song. His family eventually received a small sum from Disney for the song but again, not much considering the history of the song. There is a documentary about it right now on netflix.Ā
full article here
This is one of my most favourite posts Iāve made but I hate all of the typos on my partā¦.but Iām grateful it landed with people
Learned something new ššš today
And The Lion King is the only Disney film officially dubbed in Zulu! https://disneyinternationaldubbings.weebly.com/the-lion-kingāzulu-cast.html
Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic: