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did you think they forgot to teach her about plagiarism at the miami school of law?

stop lmfaoo

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No one else could’ve played Chandler Bing🩵

bonus: explain why!

I voted before I re-read it many times, because it sounded weird, and realized my mistake. And still, I wonder... Am I safe ethnically sourced human meat?

Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

hey are you okay? you awake? mom's coming over. you need to keep cool. you can keep cool, right? don't blink too much. she'll know. im going to the grocery store to pick up snacks. do you need anything? i'm going to buy five tubes of pringles. do you want one? two? hey, you need to blink or she'll know. keep your cool. if she asks where i am i'm getting groceries. seven tubes of pringles. seven tubes of pringles is normal, right? okay, bye, love you! do you know where my keys are.

This reply has absolutely sent me