the cool guy from the radio!

Love my spiral 🌀 #MySpiral

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

I love killdeer so much. Truly. However they are some of the dumbest creatures on the planet someone help them

hottest gravel known to man = wonderful place to rear children