Unfires your emblem

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

having ADHD means you know a person who also has ADHD but it's somehow the most debilitating ADHD of anyone who's ever lived and they smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and drink 3 double-shot espressos by 10 am with more to come by noon and when they see you take your adderall they're like "my doctor prescribed me that but i don't want to become dependent on medication to function."

me @ my friend while they down their 5th can of monster energy before 6 PM: wouldn't it be cool if scientists could somehow distill stimulants into an easy-to-swallow once a day package that won't Harm you

@pangur-and-grim

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

get in loser if we’re all going through it might as well do it together