The Exception to Sterotypes

i’m going to invent the anti-alexa. she’ll be programmed to ignore everything i ask, play smashmouth at 4 am for no reason, and spy on jeff bezos. 

WAIT

lady i have no idea who you are but that's fucking hilarious

Bruh

Wife her

“Every bite’s going to taste like Victoria’s Secret” fucking KILLED me.

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

It’s almost like you actually don’t need to depict graphic murder, rape, and torture to elicit a serious and emotional response from your audience. 

The girl worth fighting for was the child who lost her life in the ransacking of the village. She and every other innocent who was murdered. and all the innocents who would be murdered if the soldiers didnt fight.

god that scene when they were watching themselves being shown on national tv was fucking HILARIOUS. vanya's apparently russian, luther is king kong, diego's a cuban asylum escapee, allison's a rioter, klaus being a cult leader is something we already know but them adding the fact that he was a TAX EVADER??? i was on the floor fjdhsjskks. also ALSO five, being the most guilty out of ALL of them, being seen by the fbi as a child who was probably passing by the wrong place and at the wrong time and that he was taken HOSTAGE so he wouldnt blab to the cops is FUCKING GENIUS jfdjskaka

Klaus and Vanya are both now members of the "went back in time, had no clue what happened and immediately makes a repressed gay person fall in love with them" club and I think that's very sexy of them.

Everyone else has had a year or so between apocalypses but Five’s just had a really hard two weeks.