ZARIA!

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

I get anxious at nothin. if I don't have anything to be anxious about I get creative

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline