i must revel in joy whilst it fills my life!

Dude. How many more times do I have to show up in your notifications for you to realize I’m trying to flirt with you…

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

earlier I saw a young woman walking along the sidewalk in pajamas and last night's makeup and looking kinda shellshocked while on the phone and my first thought wasn't "wow, she must really be going through something if she's out walking around in her pajamas at 6PM," but rather "wow, she owns a matched set of pajamas? she's really got her life together!" I turn 30 this year btw

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food