i must revel in joy whilst it fills my life!

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

count your blessings; there are far more distressing fluids that could be pooling between your feet right now

b-but my juice box,,,

you can always have another.

i am favored by the heavens and all that dwells beneath

but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

Dude. How many more times do I have to show up in your notifications for you to realize I’m trying to flirt with you…

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me