Christian Girl Yuri

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

if Artemis II taught us anything, it's that it's always worth it to leave florida

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

Mother was afraid, but surely no more than the frogs

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

i chew my nails as a stim and it is so so vital you all know i dont enjoy it for a single second

i chew my nails as a stim and it is so so vital you all know i dont enjoy it for a single second

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

they invented Leon Kennedy so we can all be perverts together