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Kent: whats up, it's summer, i got my hat on backwards and im ready to fucking party
Kent: *has the worst night of his life*
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Kent: whats up, it's summer, i got my hat on backwards and im ready to fucking party
Kent: *has the worst night of his life*

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Actually if we do get a live action eventually, the only two things I need out of the casting is that Jack's actor has eyes like those huskies that look like demons and unsettle you and Bitty's actor has THE MOST big beautiful doe cow bunny eyes that look like chocolate honey or some shit. Also third thing Justin oluransi has to be the most attractive person on the cast.
Forgive me but who is cryptid dex? I tried going through the notes of that post and googling but im high so its hard and i have to know
Did you know i used to go insane crazy over characters one upon a time. One time I wrote 4k words in like a few hours because a comic character I liked didn't show up for a few updates about how actually he's a cryptid
may year 5 bring a huddle 4 amen
Listen. Listen. Heated rivalry is fun and a good time etc. And yes one of the boys has autistic rizz. But he doesn't have the substance abuse and fuckedup exsituationship that my friend and son Jack Zimmerman does and he never will. Shane was a virgin and Jack has a fucking cavern carved into his soul

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Check Please Year 5 announcement immediately after Heated Rivalry finale
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Adam “Jack’s such a selfish lover I never finished once” Birkholtz and Jack “You made me diagram a play called The Cat’s Pajamas and it never came up again” Zimmermann
bitty doesn’t let jack in the kitchen bc one time shitty told him about the time jack tried to invent “hockey rice” which is just rice made with gatorade and protein powder and now bitty doesn’t trust him like that
jack lets it slip that people were mean to him when he came to samwell and bitty is like "haha how mean 😐 ill kill them 🔪 not joking" and jack is like "no it was no big deal! its fine!" and bitty is like "ok" but he's texting shitty as he says it who responds with "dude come over right now i have full names and addresses lets goooo"
shitty and bitty should be legally allowed to bash some mailboxes in and other undetermined body parts on behalf of their beloved captain and bestie
Shitty: I know the law let's kill some people

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a key part of shitty and bitty's relationship is studying jack zimmermann like a bug
Jack: 🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏻
Bitty: see he just did it there
Shitty: No totally. He totally did
shitty was the resident short king until bitty showed up i just know it
they actually continue to tease him even after bitty joins the team. bitty will join in sometimes and that gets shitty real riled up. one time shitty was in a mood and was like "bits is literally 5'6" and bitty was like "what the hell shitty im sensitive about that" and ransom and holster started shoving him yelling "dude hes SENSITIVE about that" "hes fucking sensitive dude"
Holster hates Jack bc one time Jack said “Adam, eh? Hmm” and refused to elaborate and Jack hates Holster bc Holster tapes his stick weird
interviewer: so, jack, what was your first big purchase after you joined the falconers? a car? vacation?
jack, thinking about how the day after his contract was finalized he accepted a $700 venmo request from shitty with the comment “fee for making me watch a documentary on the franco-prussian war”: i got a new watch
who eats all the gross pink gummy bears for shitty when he's at harvard :(
what if he doesn't even hate the pink ones. what if in lardo's frog year he offers lardo a pink one and her eyes light up and she tells him the pink ones are her favorites. and he doesn't know why but the way her face lights up makes him go "just take all the pink ones brah they're gross" without even Thinking. and he just watches her smile triumphantly as she picks out all the pink ones methodically for him and realizes he's in love.

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need you all to know that shitty is mom and lardo is dad hope this helps ❤
shitty is like FUCK a dad i wanna be mom. we can both be moms. and lardo is like ABOUT THAT......
how many times do we think bitty has gotten someone stoned to the bone by making edibles that taste so good that whoever eats them cannot help but to go "well he said to only eat half but... can't hurt"
it's a rule after the infamous 4/20 kegster in bitty's sophomore year, that if he makes edibles he has to make and clearly label two batches, one with weed and one without so everyone can eat more brownies without perma-frying themselves