That place.

I am a horny ally. when someone is horny on main I am simply grateful that they have decided large furry guy with bulge or big tity anime lady is important enough to share with the rest of us

executive dysfunction

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

Some people sure do keep making posts huh

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

Majora’s Mask from everyone else’s perspective