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Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

I don't think so

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

Believe women's stories

^this

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

Not even risking not doing this lol

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

Yes madam zeroni

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

Anime creators will design so many cool and appealing girls and then make the main character a copy-paste skinny guy with black or brown hair.