this is the nightmare scenario

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

gets a post like from the esoteric fetish mutual and slides a single bead away from the side of an abacus labeled KILL SELF

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works