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dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

“micro trend” ITS A FAD!!!!

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

Mixing crab dna with horses to make horses that go sideways

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal