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everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why

*low quality meow sound effect*

i would like everyone to know that this file is 792 bytes

Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

2026 has taught me so far that money is everything and having a comfortable amount is my only goal in life

Let me put it this way : Hi

she said the sex was amazing i said how amazing and she said digital