My brainrot is strong

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

"Why is your oc fat" grabs you and attaches wheels to ypu and uses you as a skateboard and does a few sick tricks and crashes and gets back on and does some more sick tricks and then lands and breaks you in twain and walks away

person who lost their impulse control suddenly living in a world that has consequences again. person who lost their brain-to-mouth filter and now just says things they can't take back. person with choice paralysis because the future was certain and safe and familiar for so long and now who knows what the fuck will happen next

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

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sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

please

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now