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I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

I live for this now. Nothing else.

Hahaha honestly, I would have preferred this ending.

One of the best moments of my childhood.

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book. This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

And I’ll support directors actually giving a crap about their actor’s health.

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

@amygdalamb

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

IT’S BACK.

If someone says that this is not from the forests around Portland, I won’t believe you. 

people have been asking for this, but I already did it a loooong time ago, here’s a reblog

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @amygdalamb HAVE WHATEVER THIS IS

If America did more advertising like this, I wouldn’t mind commercials so much.

DY INg

I CHOCKED

WHAT

MY CHILDHOOD

WHERE AND HOW DOES HE FIND THESE PEOPLE!!?!

What if the real aliens were the friends we met along the way

i literally don’t remember making this post????????