kay

i don’t think you understand how easy it would be for me to ruin myself over you. gladly, too. like it would feel holy to rot in your hands.

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

smoking my Bigarette

kiss your cats head for me

you dont need ibuprofen you need me to kiss U

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

everything breaks my heart