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I really need to find body glitter again.  The potential for unhinged levels of casual fanboi outrage is Edwardian in nature

Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

tumblr posts in mla format

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

Soda is bubbly soup.

Soup is boring soda.

Make your own goddamn controversial post

O hmy god

I’m disturbed

This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

tumblr group chats being invite only BUT publicly readable is so funny the chaos i foresee

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe