when i grow up i want to be nothing at all

SS: May I come in?

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SS: Where’s Harry?

SB: He’s at 673 Nosh My Bollocks Ave. Want a quill and parchment?

SS: You know, I could just… Crucio you until you talk.

SB: Nah, that’d be worthless. Victim always goes into shock. You’ve got to start small. Fingers, toenails, ears…

SS: He’s my student, Black. My responsibility. ... I’m going to find him sooner or later.

SB: Look, uh… I don’t mean to be rude, but can we just skip to the part where you Avada my fuckin' brains out?

SS: Oh, for Merlin’s sake. Where’s the sport in that? I mean, look at you. It’d be like putting down a wounded dog.

SB: You’re the one with your tail between your legs, slinking round the Dark Lord like a good little lapdog. And then he goes and makes Bella his right hand? Tsk-tsk-tsk. That’s gotta sting.

@zephahhhh and I started this silly thing where his middle name is Robert for dumb reasons but then it turned into an 'actually yeah it's a real head canon now'.

If you want a serious reason for his middle name being Robert and not the dumb reasons for it, I'll say hey, maybe Tobias' father was called Robert so. Why not.

good morning severus!

i love the way he never enjoys anything..my grumpy diva

"I hope you won't mind if I think of you as a friend."