Horror? I hardly know her

i like to think that if i was faced with horror beyond my comprehension id just be like well not my problem. thats for some fourth dimensional being. i have regular shit to deal with

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

I applied to a job (said in abject horror yet with a deep sense of yearning layered beneath the surface)

save me loyal to the death second in command characters. save me. love you loyal second in command characters that are forced to turn against their leader. save me. loyalty

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

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Official ominous sign

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

everything is a reference when you're crazy

The tragedy of Marinette Dupain Cheng is that being ladybug is extremely bad for her precisely because she’s so good at it

Miraculous Ladybug is about what if you gave a girl with extreme anxiety the superhuman capability to actually prepare for every scenario of What Could Go Wrong

self diagnosed dead wife

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him