all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

guy who "really needs to work on his wip" but it's his thesis

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside

i just don't believe any good can come from the federal government or school system interfering in what should ultimately be a parent's decision whether to sell their child to one direction

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.