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girls looooove telling you their favorite numbers when being photographed. it's usually 2 or 4

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

bro. take shelter in my arms

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

her ball

shit's structured like an hbomberguy video

"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day

winter as a cat must be crazy. "oh great this cunts gonna start using lightning strike on me all the time again"

static electricity doesn't exist in th metric system

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches