Zell's Stolen Memes

these are just funnie opinions ok and they are in alphabetical order

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you’re alt or a wannabe alt, you’re shy and like watching abigail go fucking nuts and you think some rocks look like candy; you are bi or some dude that loves feral women

you are patient and love helping people :) you have the patience of a saint and you go stupid for dumb idiots; you are bi but you have a soft spot for himbos

you have a weird thing for dads, not only that you also yearn to be love and cared for and youre a little feral and need a impulse control supervisor

you are on some crazy shit but so is she and you probably really like that weird cottage core shit with religious undertones or you just like to vibe

you have a lot of patience and you’re probably one of those people who like to get lovingly bullied but overall you’re nice :)

you love to help people out whenever they need your help, you’re super nice and easy going and you have a thing for dads don’t you don’t try to lie to me i know you do

you’re a lesbian who lives and breathes cottage lumberjack artistic fairy core shit or you’re a dude who wants to be taken care of by a strong woman

you love listening to some weird science youtube videos and you love listening to people talk in general, you’re very kind and have a good heart

you have a small and tender heart but also its so good and you are golden and you aren’t a problem people love you please understand that and also you have a thing for shy people

you are a greasy rat but that’s ok the best rats come with a little grease and you eat, breathe, drink, exfoliate and hoard monster drinks and you probably do a little weed but that’s ok

you can see some characteristics that you actually romanticize in this dude and romancing him is a feat of self care and also patience but overall you have a thing for goth people