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I'm glad this one is still going around.

fuck the animorphs tv show, i want an animorphs rpg. no, wait, a ttrpg. that would slap

We need kids on morphs the ttrpg

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

Do zombie apocalypse fantasies invite the Median American suburbanite to imagine himself surrounded by a sea of unthinking, rapacious, degenerated monsters, formed from his neighbors and countrymen, all of whom are now incapable of reason, negotiation or mercy, thus presenting an intrinsically justified target of violence? Arguably. But there are likely reactionary elements to the fantasy as well

Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.

I try to explain this conceptually to people as a thing that happens not saying that this is good but it’s a thing that happens.

That…is the best response I’ve seen to the “not all men” thing. Thank you.

#if you’ve never worked with older people you can’t realise how many women are just living like this#they work all week and then go home and do nothing except cook and clean and that’s fine with them#their husband does fuck all and if they get really drunk at the office Christmas party they’ll tell you how much they hate him#but most of the time he’s nice enough and the kids like him bc he’ll take them for ice cream so could you really do better @cloud-frost

one of those quote unquote uplifting facebook videos with the yellow text but its about worm

Uplifting news about the aftermath of leviathan attack

Yoru be looking all menacing and badass but in actually is the goofiest character

If I ever wrote a fantasy novel I’d make the Orcs super fucking advanced. They’d be hot as shit and look cool as fuck. Everyone would be using magic and spells and shit and the orcs would just have a god damned Mech. do you understand?

I now really want to write this