Stacia Napierkowska in Les Vampires (1915)
In Aziraphaleâs head, this is the plot of Good Omens.
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Stacia Napierkowska in Les Vampires (1915)
In Aziraphaleâs head, this is the plot of Good Omens.

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dying over this letter cookie sent me this morning
todayâs the day
When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels
walm
walm
get his ass
ok i reblogged this w/out realizing walm wasnât a typo for warm, i thought op just walked behind his peer group bc the bastards generated too much body heet
OH SHIT
Heet
heet
get their ass
i have never been less thrilled to have my pronouns respected
he walm too fast for he gotdamn heet

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I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today
An addition, if you don't mind
Every time I see a post about updog Iâm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but whatâs updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, thatâs a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
Youâre thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, thatâs uptalk. Youâre thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely thatâs Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Thatâs Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Youâre thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no thatâs an updraft
updog isnât a noun at all, itâs a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, thatâs upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on peopleâs laps.
No thatâs a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No thatâs an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Whatâs a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
GOTTEM
this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child
Cat NO likey!
ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: âbitch what the fuckâ LAHSLAJSOS
These cats all passed the mirror test and I think thatâs impressive
iâm?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???
My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie
Cats (2019)
literally ALL of these cats just revealed that not only do they recognize a separate moving image as themselves, but that they recognize their owner AND their placement in space which is actually a Big Fucking Deal and I hope that animal behaviorologists are going nuts over this
this bitch empty, TWEET
Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?
An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvardâs opening game of the season, upon the refereeâs first whistle, itâs said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay.Â
Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use
The bean jar
[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I wasâŚ. a young boy⌠my Father⌠had what he called the bean jarâŚ
have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

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âdrama kidâ this and âband kidâ that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school
Michaelâs favourite Good Omens lines are âTo the worldâ and âYou go too fast for me, Crowley.â â¤

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aziraphaleâs dramatics over the ruination of his coat is met ONLY by crowleyâs dramatics in leaning in to very gently blow the stain away. aziraphale couldâve done it himself. crowley couldâve just snapped his fingers or even less. but!! look. aziraphale has JUST been overwhelmed to speechless by a feeling of love, huge, pervasive love, and what does he do? doe eyes and a âoh whatever SHALL i doâ which is a long game heâs been playing for centuries, and crowley!! MEETS HIM!! does not just save the coat but leans in and blows very gently over aziraphaleâs shoulder, and this does not get enough play, but if you watch him do this, the blue lifts from aziraphaleâs shoulder at the same time the red paint lifts from crowleyâs chest. crowleyâs shirt is gaping open and he takes the shot not just to the chest but all the way down to the skin, right after aziraphale has basically said, donât you feel that, it feels like love, and crowley says âwhat do you mean,â as if he canât feel it. then aziraphale puts on all this show, and as crowley blows over aziraphale, you can see his figurative heart (itâs even black and red, instead of just the red paint we see before) blowing toward aziraphale too.Â
image from THIS gifset, credit @azirasphales
itâs a display as much as aziraphaleâs plea was, and aziraphale actually is a little taken aback and very pleased by how much of a reciprocation it is. so really, aziraphale did this deliberately not just to get crowley to do something nice but also so that he could be like âyeah, THAT, thatâs what i mean by it feels like loveâ and so crowley could be like âyeah i know what THAT feels like, i just donât feel it here.â aziraphale has been finding ways to confess himself for decades without actually saying the words and putting it all on the line - see 1967, where aziraphale is willing to act to save crowley but canât take it to the next step - and crowley knows that and plays along with this very long game of charades because what else do you do! what else do you do but to lean in and blow gently over his shoulder to save his favourite coat so that he can remind you and you can remind him that yes, even without words, this is love.Â
then you turn around and have the âdeep down youâre niceâ/âIâm not niceâ which is imo a product of crowleyâs terror that aziraphale might actually Say something in a place where hell has been known to have a presence, which will get them both into deep trouble (see: 1605, 1862) coupled with an elaborate ritual which allows him to touch aziraphale, in a display in which aziraphale is so unafraid and understanding that a third-person can identify it as an intimate moment and not an actual fight. thatâs all then reinforced by the next scene of high domesticity when they hit anathema, followed by crowley watching aziraphale eat, and then itâs disturbed when aziraphale finds the book in crowleyâs car and ultimately completely thrown over by aziraphaleâs choosing heaven over crowley and the breakup at the bandstand. aziraphale says âitâs over.â heâs not just talking about the flouncing about on earth. he means them. âi donât even like youâ and crowley says âyou do,â because crowley knows it and theyâre out of time to be playing these games, but aziraphale breaks up with him instead of capitulating. itâs excrutiating. i canât believe theyâve done this.Â
and this iâve said before but it follows directly so iâm just going to repeat it. the bandstand break-up is the culmination of the struggle aziraphale has been undergoing really since eden, where aziraphaleâs faith and loyalty to heaven and to crowley really butt up against one another. they both know, but they canât say, because aziraphale is an angel and crowley is a demon and aziraphale doesnât want to fall, even though he can see that there are things wrong in heaven. and crowley gets that. thatâs why itâs so important that tv crowley has this whole extra narrative re: falling, because thatâs what gives him the patience and understanding to wait for aziraphale endlessly - right up until the end when theyâre out of time, when crowley tries to force a âme or heavenâ decision, and aziraphale isnât ready for it. once aziraphale speaks to the metatron though, he sees that his loyalty has been misplaced. heaven wonât be what he wants it to be, and heâs messed up. he reaches immediately for crowley. the scene at the bar is an apology and a plea for forgiveness through action, and crowley grants it without hesitation. âwherever you are, iâll come to you, where are you.âÂ
tl;dr they are in love and they both know it. they know it.Â
*softly* holy shit. This post yaâll
a good evolution
Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that ârandomnessâ is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.