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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'
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Why must I be awake.
#another victim of the woke agenda
@natalieironside what's it like being one of the funniest mother fuckers on the planet?
I wish it paid more
I'm not a catholic and have never even seen one up close, but I think the pope should start excommunicating people on the reg again. Just start publicly going "you know what, fuck you, you can't sit with us. You're not allowed in church or heaven on the grounds of being JD Vance. Eat shit and go to hell."
Stir shit up a little. What's the point of being the mouthpiece of god if nothing you say has consequences.
it's rushed and ugly, but I threw this together about it anyway.
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this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Rule #2
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.
“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”
cow tipping is such a top tier common misconception. "yeah there's this fun activity people do sometimes and in order for it to sound possible you need to not have enough experience with cows to have ever seen one sleeping before. but uh yeah I know a guy whose cousin does it." and somehow this became a thing everyone knows about
it's sort of like. imagine if people said "out in the country people break into farms to steal chickens to use them as flashlights. you know, because chickens glow in the dark" and for some reason most people didn't question any aspect of this concept
okay there's people in the notes claiming that cow tipping is real actually which means it's time for
wait what even is cow tipping though (like regardless of if it's a "real thing", what is the thing the term "cow tipping" refers to)
it's when you go up to a sleeping cow and knock it over, somehow
it's when you go up to any cow and knock it over, somehow
it's when you go up to a cow and sorta push it without expectation of results
it's a euphemism for some other activity
it means something else
I do not know what cow tipping is supposed to be
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Thought that post was cute so i drew it
WHAT omg i love them holy shit 💜💜💜💜
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have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
Actually I DO think twelve year olds should get hrt. That’s the normal age to start puberty, so why does it have to be different for trans kids?
If you think trans kids don’t deserve the right to a timely and correct puberty – the same way cis kids already get – you are transphobic.
if trans kids are too young to start puberty so are cis kids
rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.
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Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)
1. Queens (needs no explanation)
2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)
3. Staten Island (no man is an island)
4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)
5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)
