Things I like

imagine being my pretty boy, my sweet boy, my good boy, my good dog, my dumb dog💕

If any of my posts feel targeted, just know that it is and I'm breaking your pliable little brain.

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

I'd love to tell you more about my love of somnophilia and free use, but unfortunately it's nap time. I'll leave my bedroom door open if you happen to need anything. Goodnight~

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

a LOT of kink content on tumblr is fantasy and does not reflect what kink should actually be like. it is totally ok to be turned on by these fantasies and it's good to incorporate them into your sex life in safe ways. however a lot of the hot hardcore kink scenarios that make it seem like everything was spontaneous are not necessarily lying to you, but they are leaving out the "before" part. kink requires a LOT of discussion and communication. you should not forsake this part of kink because you wanna get to sex immediately because the before and after of kink are just as important, if not more, than the during.

Clown Domme who twists your cock into a balloon animal

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

Ties are just socially accepted collars, yank on them and they guy attached to it will bark