I'll bite you.

You need to work out in order to be a enriched scratching toy

Nothing funnier than hearing about some guy's bad reputation just to clock he's a sub within seconds of interaction

What a crappy week, I fear only using a boy until he cums inside me multiple times would save it

a sub that actually knows how to rage bait me may be my downfall

You pretend to not enjoy when being slightly degraded but your hips go faster and you bury yourself deeper everytime I do it

You're not a pomeranian. You can take a bit of yanking on your leash, boy.

I love watching you giving your best to try to hide you're getting excited. The furrowed brows, the blushing cheeks with avoidant eye contact. The deep breaths you take while you try to explain why you suddenly need to hug a pillow. Do you really believe you can hide away from me?

People are so problematic when solving problems or dealing with others, I could never.

being a little bit mean to you and watching you getting all hard and needy about it

I need to scratch and mark your back just like a petulant lazy cat would to it's scratching toy