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I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

...i never stopped :/

Ant and Poison= 2000s newsgrounds cartoon with a loyal shipping fanbase

A Tale of Ants and Poison = first in a 2020s shitty dystopian fantasy series featuring Special female main character and her two dark mysterious lovers

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

​psych patient affirmations

neck kissing is really fucking hot though

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