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janelle monae rhyming “areolas” and “coca-colas” > the entire beatles discography

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Get you a party this lit

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I know this is a standard party but I can’t help but bring my

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It is approved, I also present this roster update.

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There was an alien festival this weekend.

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fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

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i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

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IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

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“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

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ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!

people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs

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it’s what he would have wanted

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Guy who likes music

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Is he an alien

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