zapp's crawfish

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

janelle monae rhyming “areolas” and “coca-colas” > the entire beatles discography

unmute for the love of god unmute

OH MY GOD

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

it’s what he would have wanted 

I’m glad I watched this

Is he an alien

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

old macdonald had ENOUGH