don’t

my mom told me she found out that she’s/we’re related to one of the viking bodies found in oxford from the st brice’s day massacre and somehow that brought me to watching a clip of that norwegian soccer player who reminded me of an old cartoon where a smug looking sun blew away clouds but i couldn’t find the animation and ended up watching like an hour of old ub iwerk shorts from the 30s which led me to reading about tropes and memes from the time period and a deep dive on the drama of early animation studios which eventually brought me to scouring the internet for any more biographical information on stephen gammell who did the illustrations for scary stories to tell in the dark and now i’m frustrated cause i can’t find shit that would satisfactorily explain that guys deal.

i made the mistake of using the free delivery coupon that the farther away grocery store offered me. figured it would be nice to have someone drive cause i wanted to avoid hauling some slightly heavier shit the half mile from the closer shop. i just wanted some bulk beverages and it’s hot and i don’t have a wagon or cart.