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im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

I don't fucking want it then?

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

Like I don't actually wanna have to have this talk with you to be entirely for real honest.

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

I love this website so much

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca