Zai Prince

How foolish to think Snape is tall. To think he is short. He's a boring medium height :)

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I'm Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.

If you can't understand that the only reason Neville was afraid of Snape was a narrative strategy just so Snape could appear dressed in Neville's grandmother's clothes in a comical way, then I can't do anything for you.

Severus’ boggart is actually Neville doing literally anything related to potions.

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

james potter stans are a bunch of cowards, they need to hide behind james poc's hc to avoid dealing with reality: he was a white, rich, privileged guy who thought he had the right to hex anyone who annoyed him.

Despite the color of his skin, he was a good, worthy man who loved his wife and son and died fighting evil. Stop making a monster out of him while justifying another monster.

omg, so annoying! you completely missed the point of the post. i don't want to argue whether james was a good person or not, i want to criticize the fans who turn him into a poc to justify his bad behavior.