kbye

we bullied Sonic and we bullied Netflix, now if only we could figure out how to do this with our elected officials

Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen

You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything. 

I'm also celebrating your dogs birthday

happy birthday to this dog

it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

nee.