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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
warrior cats reference?
a case of simultaneous invention/parallel evolution - never read anything Warrior Cats because I was too busy in the Animorphs trenches
Does it ever get upsetting when people misgender you?
People call me rat daily. Do you think I care about being called a woman?
Do men have hobbies?
No. We're too busy defending you all from falling rubble.
youre not doing a very good job
Stop moving out from under my protective barrier???

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Life Update:
Due to a recent encounter with the Unspeakable Horrors Living Off the Coast of the Pacific Ocean, I have unfortunately lost my ability to feel empathy for the plights of my fellow man. While this is certainly tragic, I will regardless make every effort to move forward with my life.
In other news, I would like to announce my intent to register as a member of the Republican party moving forward. For reasons unbeknownst to me, their message has recently grown much more appealing.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
happy fathers day! me pointing out that sometimes, in nature, males do the most of childrearing really pissed off the terfs like. Somehow hyping up good dads is sucking the balls of the patriarchy?
Let's huddle in the sand with Papa (Western Snowy Plover males tend to the chicks before they fledge)
Let's go for a ride with Papa (Emperor Tamarin males also do most of the childcare, passing them over to mama when it's time to nurse)
Let's strut with Papa (Male Cassowaries incubate and care for the chicks while mama goes off to find a new mate)
Let's be born from Papa (Male seahorses and other pipefish are the ones that give birth)
Let's hop around with Papa (Male midwife toads carry the fertilized eggs around for up to 6 weeks)
Let's stay warm with Papa (Male Emperor Penguins take care of their chick for months while Mama goes to get food)
If it comes from parents who model the behavior they want to see, then this is good parenting.
The problem is that many parents don't model this behavior. Many parents are authoritarian and rule by fear. Many parents take advantage of the fact that they're bigger, they control the finances, their power is upheld by society, and their children are dependent on them. And they complain when their child starts treating people the exact same way.
so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.
anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one
they have decided on “mother in law forever” and “daughter in law forever.” fucking. MILF and DILF. yes they are both FULLY aware of what those mean and not even god and his angels can make them stop
can someone please mercy kill me
update! you haven’t experienced horror until your partner greets your mother by screaming “hi milf!!!” across a crowded pride festival!
UTTERLY AMAZING :D
I love how succinct this is.

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let's start speaking the insurance companies' language. this fetus needs to be aborted because it simply does not have the credit history to be trusted to pay for cost of delivery.
It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.
If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.
#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products
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I hate Rowling so much.
There's people in the notes saying they're going to watch it anyway, and you know, I understand how you can start feeling so burned out and numb from the world that it may feel too hard to avoid things that will give you a little immediate relief in some way in order to avoid the long-term impact of funding these things.
But. If you can't bring yourself to avoid watching it, you better at least fucking pirate it.
FYI, Rowling posted this today. She is actively queerphobic, do not support this project in anyway.
I know that this was a foundational thing for so many people. I was one of them. Without Harry Potter, I probably wouldn't be the person I am today.
If you're thinking about watching this anyway because you feel all that nostalgia: It's time to grow up. It's time to move on.
Don't even hate watch it. Make it fail.
It is the easiest thing ever to simply not do anything.
Adding this article about the intersection between hatred for ace and trans people that my friend linked to another post:
As asexuality receives more recognition as a queer identity, it also becomes a bigger target for fearmongering and fascist conspiracy theori
The OG cast's vocal support for the trans community is why Joanne wants them replaced, but it's only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to her bigotry. There's a much larger queerphobic and yes, even fascist context behind it. Which should alarm anyone in the current state of the world.
Don't support the new show. Just don't. Don't hate-watch it, and don't help it trend on social media. Don't be complicit.
I'm putting the word "exotic" on top of the refrigerator yall can't be trusted. we live in a global world, no more using "exotic" to refer to things that are locally familiar to many people who are simply not in your area
"clam chowder is an exotic soup" is a true statement for the vast majority of human beings on this planet
from now on exotic should refer to like. newly discovered and undiscovered species. exotic mites are flourishing in my backyard
reminds me of this plant we used to have in texas that was exclusively on one property and the fringes of its fence line when i was raised on a farm
no idea what the hell it was. goats went insane for it. looked like a brown version of milk thistle but clearly wasn't poisonous; they literally prioritized eating it over everything else. got super crunchy when it dried out into a husk. didn't sting.
we called it goatweed and lo and behold when a botanist was called to identify it they'd never seen it before. took samples and asked us what we called it. those samples may be the last remnants because the goats went out of their way to eat as much of it as possible and i have no idea if that plant is extinct now :(
I. I need SO many more details about the Exotic Mystery Goatweed Driven To Extinction By Local Goat Herd

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Yeah.
I remember my parents visiting the US a decade or two ago and talking about how surprised they were that the US media scarcely talks about things happening outside the country. That kind of made sense, I thought. There’s a lot of the US to talk about. Whereas the entire population of Australia is less than the population of Texas.
Then I found out how little they tell the population about things that happen inside the country. I remember seeing multiple Americans being like, ‘What do you mean other countries give us help when we have wildfires.’
And I – an Australian – was like, uhhh. We send over people and specialised firefighting choppers regularly. (And Australian firefighters have specialised knowledge there – the reason that Californian wildfires are so bad is because there was a mass planting of eucalyptus trees, which are oil rich and well adapted to surviving bushfires.)
I grew up with the evening news reporting on our bushfires saying things like ‘the US has sent over a crew and additional choppers to help fight the blaze in country New South Wales, and the CFA expects that they should have it under control soon.’ But the reverse doesn’t seem to be true in the US.
That brought home to me just how much of the US news is filtered to emphasise the US’s emphasis on individualism. It’s harder to sound believable about how little you need others when other countries are regularly pitching in to help keep your wildfires under control. It’s hard to keep a consistent message going about US exceptionalism if you admit that the country you vilify regularly as being full of people who are champing at the bit to invade your country are actually there on the ground helping you recover from a natural disaster.