dance yrself clean

here is MN ICE WATCH's linktree where you can find resources as well as help support people directly affected by ICE in Minnesota by donating to their gfm campaigns

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

I would delete your shitty caption addition in every lifetime

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

and we have the social network 2 to fucking worry about 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

deleting a post/reblog ‘cause i don’t believe in it anymore as opposed to 2 seconds ago when i did

music used to be about real things. like living in a yellow submarine with all of your friends