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my true name
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@z3phyrexz
Things i HATE:
Cold iron
Rowan, sage, hazel etc.
Running water
my true name
Grains getting spilled

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hey!
are you a changeling? fae kin? otherkin-fairy-adjacent? etc.?
I have some questions for you
I know what you are is probably the most common question tossed around, but I'd actually like to know why. specifically, why do you think you're here?
historically speaking, exchanges were usually made using the sickly and unwanted. that or a glamoured hunk of wood, right?
and if you don't believe yourself swapped in the traditional way, do you think it was closer to a sort of reincarnation? because that only raises more questions. especially if you believe yourself to have been one of the Aos Sídhe, a king, queen, noble, knight or other member of the high courts
the Good Neighbors are said to be nigh immortal, so even a single one dying is a rarity. and if reincarnation is indeed the case... would not placement in the human world be considered an outright punishment?
perhaps these answers already exist somewhere on this hellsite, but I'm only just now discovering a few tags and some communities on here that are totally new to me so
even if I'm simply out of the loop, I'm quite interested to hear your take
Personally I think I was trying to do something nice for The Court I belonged to (I was in more than one court, but there was One I was entirely devoted to), but uh. I didn't consider I wouldn't remember a lot. About it. Maybe I was trying to spy on humans or something??? Or maybe this is the way the "something nice" is meant to be, me forgetting most of it, yet finding a way to remember, even if I hold no proof of it being real or not.
Listen, I baked that pie with love. Made from scratch with my own hands. Hours of my time.
Seasoned it with spices that dance on your tongue like little flavor golems, bringing you to heights of culinary ecstasy you never thought possible, and then you're going to accuse me of stealing when it's time to pay for it??
And don't try to change the subject.
The fact that your soul is the payment in question really isn't pertinent to this conversation about your appalling behavior.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ I love Change, Changing is Nature, and Nature is good. I've known that ever since I was a little fae. But honestly, I never really liked the Change of how humans interact and stuff. What do you mean I just get to ask people "Can I have your name?" out of nowhere and they'll just go "lol, yeah sure it's ----", and when the name that was etched onto their soul and always rattling in their throat is away they won't even care??? Sure, maybe it's easier now. But where's the challenge? The endorphins?? The adrenaline??? Having humans tell others about being careful when telling others their name, because that one Trickster Eldritch Creature may steal it? Where did the "Becoming an eldritch being in a myth" feeling goooo!!! (゚Д゚*)ノ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ .⋆˚࿔ May The Universe bless you~
Top 5 ways to steal a name
Barista gambit.
Gently striding up to someone and running the back of my dominant hand's palm across a morsel's cheek as I glare down upon them and tell them "Give. Me. Your. Name." in a voice that makes it clear I am not asking and they will.
"Here, sign this paper!"
Gently flirting and distracting, maybe playing with my new furniture's hair as I giggle with a melodious chime in my tone and then minutes in just say "Sorry, I didn't get your name?"
Posting a Tumblr Dot Com (the App and Website) post which asks people to send me their names via Ask.

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5 Hosting and reveling ideas for you and your friends
drinking from the hollow of the oak well tree and having prophetic visions, dress code: Amber, Tree branches, bark, leaves, Seed pods, fungi
Imprisoning a Wizard in a cave of unimaginable wonders and horrors, dress code: Stars, mirrors, crystals and gems, ancient stone, shadows
Tricking travelers into entering a maze of moss, roots, and illusions, For dress code: moss of course, berries, leaves, fruit, bugs, flowers
Hold court for guilty mortals, carry out their Trials, and make those bets, dress code: Bones, horns, animal pelts, Thorns, spiderwebs, frost
And of course you can’t go wrong with a masquerade
Alex's alterhuman ask game!
Reblog this post to let others ask you question(s)!
I tried to make this accesible to all alterhumans.
🌈 - how many _types do you have?
🌌 - when was your awakening?
👾 - is your _type real or fictional?
👽 - do you enjoy being a […] (therian, otherkin, ect. Just put your label here)
🧷 - what's the reason of your identity? You can say that you don't know. (Ex. "My theriantrophy is spiritual)
💚 - what are your beliefs? Does it affect your identity?
⚧️ - does your _type have a different gender/sex than you? Do you even know your _type's gender?
🧤 - do you own any gear? If yes, what is it?
🏳️🌈 - are you also a part of the LGBT+ community?
🌚 - do you experience shifts? If yes, what kind of shifts do you experience most often?
🌝 - how does your identity affect your everyday life?
💊 - is your _type more nocturnal or does it prefer daytime?
🤖 - for how long do you know about your identity?
🍁 - do you think that you were born with your identity or has it "started" during your life?
🧸 - does your _type affect your diet?
🛍️ - do you have alterhuman friends? If yes, in real life or in the internet?
🍂 - what is your _type's natural territory/home?
😺 - is your _type an animal?
That's all byeeee :3
”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me
Time heals all wounds if it was treated right and taken care of. You have risk of infection only if you didn't take care of it or wash it or you put dirty things on it for some reason. Even then, infection doesn't mean it can't heal, it can and it will, you just have to pay attention to it and take care of it. Take care. <3
reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox
- ask me things you want to know about me
- why you follow me
- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about
- a compliment
- make me choose between two things
- ask for advice
- tell me a secret
- things you associate me with
- anything!!!!
bad-faith-misinterpreter when good-faith-correctinterpreter walks in:
That's a stupid fucking username because there IS no one correct interpretation. I would humiliate this evil clone
we can change her mind if we try, rally your critical thinking skills everyone
IM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING HELLO? SHOO
You might or might not be correct based on the situation. It is nuanced and context dependent.
NO ITS NOT. IM RIGHT. 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹 GETS YOU
I have no stake within this conflict, nor any opinion on if you are correct or not.
NO FAITH UNINTERPRETER???????????????????????? JUST DOING JACK SHIT??????
I do not have any further opinion on this matter.
even if no faith uninterpreter had an opinion it wouldnt matter. nothing we do in life will allow us to be permanently remembered after death. whats the point?
all that really matters is i'm actually way better and cooler.
coolness is a social construct that will soon disappear
as long as i am around there will always be coolness
one day you will die. there is no human who can escape the grim reaper.
what in the goddamn…?
Do not you dare take the Lord Almighty's name in vain. And to you, @immortal-faith-misinterpreter , being immortal is blasphemous and Satanic. Do you really claim to be above God?
If God didn't want me immortal, I wouldn't be.
Perhaps, but are you certain He intended for you to use it to troll people on the Internet?
does it really matter this much
wonderful news! immortal faith misinterpreter is NOT god!! YES!!
also. yeah i agree with indifferent faith int. if god wants to control our lives xey should probably like i dunno. give people purpose and happiness. haha. you guys dont have purpose and happiness its not a me thing right
ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ s,ɹǝʇǝɹdɹǝʇuᴉsᴉɯ ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ sᴉɥʇ sᴉ
i think so. hi
Sometimes, a large congregation of humans can be disorienting or confusing, even on the online space. While there are methods to usher individuals out from specific bloglike places, in this congregation they have instead deployed a memetic photograph to display the absurdity of the situation and how they are overwhelmed (by depicting another mammal no less!). The original human at the start of the thread is NOT the mammal in the image, nor are the others the avians. In fact, the situation seems to be that in attempt to create a unique online pheromone, the human has instead persuaded other humans to mimic this pheromone and is now confused at the duplication. It must be noted that the other humans do not appear to be doing this maliciously, but instead out of enjoyment of the original variant.
sorry WHAT

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