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J: “You’re so mean” If you guys weren’t fucking stupid, I wouldn’t have to be mean to you. Change starts with you.

#yeah she’d say this #I agree with her #lowkey #murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes #serial designation J #j #md j #murder drones j #I wish I could add more tags but I think I’m out of options #fuck

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Uzi: What if I was evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds?

N: My arms are strong, I would catch you and hug you!

#so canon #you can either interpret this as platonic or not #personally I’d say both #murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes #uzi doorman #serial designation n #can it be considered #nuzi #??#idk anymore #I guess it counts as #n x uzi #if you squint

Uzi: “Fatherless behavior” Actually, he was there, and that’s quite literally the problem.

#honestly real #uzi doorman’s daddy issues #classic teenage angst #we ALL relate to Uzi’s daddy issues #murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes #uzi doorman

Tessa: Guys, I just heard a Minecraft cave noise in real life.

Cyn: Change your settings to peaceful it’ll be ok :)

Tessa: K, hold on.

Tessa: Where are my parents?

#no ship this time guys sorry #murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes #murder drones cyn #md cyn #cyn #md tessa #tessa james elliot #tessa #murder drones tessa

Uzi: Fuck me.

Uzi: Oops, I meant “fight me.” Stupid autocorrect.

V: … This is a verbal conversation.

#hi #sorry for not posting for a while #have some vuzi as an apology #murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes #vuzi #uzi doorman x serial designation v #serial designation v x uzi doorman #uzi x v #serial designation v #uzi doorman

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Uzi, talking about V: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t like her, that’s not true. My partner is a huge bitch, and I love her very much!

#murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes #murder drones incorrect quotes #serial designation v #uzi doorman #uzi x v #vuzi #sd n x uzi #serial designation v x uzi doorman

Woah, I haven’t touched this account in AGES. I honestly forgot I even had tumblr.

Anyways, now that I’m here… I guess I could try promoting my most recent eNVy work!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81842456

I know for a fact a good chunk of my followers like my incorrect quotes with the shipping stuff based on the statistics, so I hope you enjoy what I cooked up!

#murder drones #envy #n x v #serial designation n x serial designation v #sd n x sd v #serial designation v #serial designation n #AO3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 author #fanfic #angst #hurt/comfort #fluff

Does anyone have a tutorial on how to undeniably look gay?? I chopped my hair into a wolf cut and I STILL somehow look straight. Please. I desperately need to look gay so guys don’t misunderstand my kind intentions, it already happened once and I don’t want it happening again.

(A pixie cut isn’t viable it looks horridly UGLY on me)

#lgbtqia #lgbtq community #lesbian #lesbian pride #pride #wlw

I’ve always wondered how my female classmates sound cute when sneezing meanwhile I sound like a fucking gunshot.

#random thoughts #uhh how do I tag this #do I do it ao3 style or what #idk anymore

I forgot I had this in my gallery, it’s way too funny to gatekeep so I’m sharing it with the world.

(No, these are not edited, me and my friend actually did this with our discord alt accs lol)

#It can count as nuvi if you squint hard enough #nuvi #nuziv #nuzi #vuzi #envy #n x v x uzi #n x v #sd n x sd v #sd n x uzi #sd v x uzi #serial designation n x serial designation v x uzi doorman #serial designation n x uzi doorman #serial designation v x uzi doorman #serial designation n x serial designation v #murder drones #discord chats #okay I put too much tags that’s enough

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HELLO??? WHAT. WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN????? THEY HAVEN’T EVEN KISSED YET..,,?.???😭😭😭

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Writing fanfic is a blessing and a curse

Take that as you will

z3eal

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY #THEY KNOW???? I’M NOT MAKING THEN MECHANICALLY SCISSOR😭😭😭

HELLO??? WHAT. WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN????? THEY HAVEN’T EVEN KISSED YET..,,?.???😭😭😭

#please somebody help what does this mean #do they think I’m gonna make those robots mechanically scissor #or what???#vuzi #v x uzi #serial designation V x Uzi doorman #serial designation v #uzi doorman #murder drones #fanfic #writer #writing #author #fanfic writer #fanfic author #fanfiction #wattpad #ok this is a lot of tags that’s enough

J: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Uzi: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

J: The fourth sentence–

Uzi: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I–

J: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

#Poor Uzi #Uzi there’s plenty more fish in the sea #Why the hell would you choose J #Very unwise decision if you ask me.#juzi #j x uzi #serial designation J x Uzi Doorman #serial designation j #uzi doorman #murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes

mibb3e

Love the fact that she’s legally blind

Uzi: Being gay is a constant battle between “I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists” and I think that's very sexy of us.

V: If the window's open and you time it right, we can do both.

#I’M SO SORRY FOR BEING INACTIVE #SCHOOL IS MAKING ME DEPRESSED AGAIN #I think I might need drugs #school is literally killing me #I can’t take it anymore gang🥀#um anyways enjoy the vuzi #vuzi #v x uzi #serial designation v #uzi doorman #murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes

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N: I’m in love with you.

V: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

N: I know. :)

V: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

#GUYS I’M NOT DEAD I SWEAR-#I AM ALIVE AND MENTALLY UNWELL #murder drones #incorrect quotes #incorrect murder drones quotes #serial designation n #serial designation v #envy #n x v #how did he bag that

z3eal

J, at V’s funeral: I need a moment with her.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

J, leaning over V′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

V: Yeah, no shit.

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Hey so throwback to that one time I predicted that V isn’t dead and the first person she’s going to interact with after her supposed “death” is J

(a.k.a me predicting oilrose breakup)

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