Zero% Cells

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

tiramisu

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

Okay and how were the fries

They were alright

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads