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Parallels between Spaceballs and The Last Jedi.
“It’s like poetry, it rhymes.”

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This is, unquestionably, the greatest moment I’ve ever read in any piece of Star Wars media. It shook me to the core going through this panel-by-panel on ComiXology.
Holy. Shit.
So. Good.
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The gnome said nothing. Just gave me a glance…
Just gave me a very sad, sad backwards glace…
As he lifted himself by the seat of his pants.
And I’ll never forget the grim look on his face
When he heisted himself and took leave of this place,
Through a hole in the rules, without leaving a trace.
every aquarist ever be like
😭where did y'all even find this I’m dead
It’s in the Super Dictionary, a flawless piece of literature that has such other wonderful situations such as cake theft…
shoe-stealing whales…
Green Lantern and Green Arrow fleeing an angry mob (also a duck is involved)…
and “please help me.”
One of my greatest regrets is not owning this book.
Some more highlights from the Super Dictionary: Superman is friends with a giant who has no teaspoons.
Green Lantern looks at animals.
Joker and Batman are dating.
Robin gets tied up a lot.
Robin in general has a very bad time.
Supergirl’s text says “afraid” but her eyes say something else entirely.
Superman invites literally everybody he knows to come and watch Lois Lane sleeping.
Lesbians.
Superman gets trapped in a bubble. Not a kryptonite bubble, just a regular soap bubble.
And Green Arrow plans to murder a child.
I could post dozens more of the strange situations (like Atom going on a date with a bee, Green Lantern LOSING HIS SHIT over a child trying to pick his flowers, some strange fetishy stuff with giants, Batman refusing to get down off the table, Wonder Woman’s continuous battles against pterodactyls, and Supergirl’s forays into paleontology), but that’d take forever and this post is already pretty long. The Super Dictionary is a wonderful acid trip of a book and I have never regretted purchasing my copy. If you’d like to see some scans, there’s more of them here!
My favorite part about this is that the only definition they could think of for toad was “an animal that looks like a frog.”
I don’t know what Robin did to the writer of this book but they really wanted to make him suffer O.O
Luckily Batgirl is having a Much Better Time judging by what’s going on with her and Catwoman there :D
Also I love the GENUINE HORROR Hal Jordan seems to experience whenever he encounters nature
He looks like he’s in fear of his life from that toad
@peace-love-happiness I mean the one for goose was just “a duck but stronger”
A duck that is READY TO FITE
If a goose is a stronger duck, what’s a swan?
Their Final Form O.O
I don’t feel like looking for it now but someone actually did cosplay of that particular picture of Lex Luthor poop.

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An up close look at the teased Pokémon's (possibily Galarian Ponyta) face! 🦄 ✨
When Zelda says she was watching you the whole time
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT

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Shark dragons. Please consider this idea, I created a tumblr just to ask you this
MAN YOU SURE DID HUH…… OH BOY how about
bonus sharks…………
Reasons you should continue writing
Because you love it
Because you want to write
Because you want to get better
Because you want to create something
Because you love your characters
Because you love your world, society, or whatever it is you love
Because you want to write a book
Because it’s fun
Because it’s a skill
Because you want to be a writer
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Lilo & Stitch (2002), dir. Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders

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Item: demonic spirit of destruction trapped in a chintzy plastic edgelord keychain. That gem is a rhinestone
“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”