sir, i protest, i am NOT a merry man.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

the fool is a stronger and more moral indivual than me because if i was destined to save the world with and also in love with the world's most dense motherfucker i would have told him we were prophesied to have epic gay sex by fool's errand at the very latest. just to shake things up

lord golden getting gay rumours with his servant tom badgerlock like how amber getting lesbian rumours with althea… my fool your rizz to strong your charisma too tough your aura too different your gender too fluid they gonna kill you

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

"but they hate eachother" "this ship makes no sense" "that would never be canon" "they're only friends" "but one of them is already dating someone" "they'd be toxic together" don't caaaare I'm consuming media of them being insane about each other and falling in love in situations you couldn't fathom

the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.