sir, i protest, i am NOT a merry man.

lord golden getting gay rumours with his servant tom badgerlock like how amber getting lesbian rumours with althea… my fool your rizz to strong your charisma too tough your aura too different your gender too fluid they gonna kill you

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

"but they hate eachother" "this ship makes no sense" "that would never be canon" "they're only friends" "but one of them is already dating someone" "they'd be toxic together" don't caaaare I'm consuming media of them being insane about each other and falling in love in situations you couldn't fathom

the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

it’s so funny to read aos fanfic as a primarily tos fan because spock is more or less the same but then kirk says things like “no way dude, that sucks” and i remember ‘oh yeah this man is chris pine’

And they both slap