doing my bestest

Happy birthday again to my favourite story ever

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys

americans be raging bc a south-korean man who has probably watched subtitled films his entire life (like all non-english speakers do ever since we’re old enough to read) told them to stop being so fucking lazy, ignorant and self-centered and start reading like the rest of us and this is the best way we could have started the awards season. i am having a great time

yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

amen!

unironically this

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

Good reference material here.

@russalex

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

then plants in nature be like… OWO .. is that a crack in the concrete?

the conqueror… an unstoppable force

/oh my god./

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

Betty White eating a hot dog