Super Yuurg World

Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Everytime i play portal 2 there’s some new part of the story that makes it all feel so agonizingly lesbian and every time i play it i also get this sense that this reading is almost entirely unintentional

The developer commentary track makes 0 mention of a developing relationship between glados and the player, besides some mentions that they initially wanted to make her more mean until playtesters complained about her being too mean.

There’s a line in her ending song that goes “one day they woke me up, so i could live forever. It’s such a shame the same will never happen for you” did you want to spend eternity with chell, glados. Is that what that means. Like i know you’re all “haha i’m immortal and you’ve got a short sad life” but.

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

Scheduling this to drop on December 1st for the holidaze.