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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

thats most likely a bat

I have never seen or heard a bat in real life, but I think I could tell one apart from a passerine.

I assume the bird would take those 38 seconds to tell the nacked monkey where he can shove his light pollution ...

I'm gonna need more than 38 seconds to explain the bird that the midnight sun was already here before humans even arrived.

"Built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations" is ruining me, thanks

Amazing REAL PHOTOS OF PLANT

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

Not a rodent, but a marsupial!

My favorite thing to do to my brother is ask "can I tell you a secret?" and then rip ass. After a beat of shock and horror I tell him very seriously "don't tell anyone". I don't this 2-3 times a year so he has just enough time to forget. He always says yes

World Heritage Post

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

@copperbadge

I really should just start actually telling museums that I want them to put out replicas of their famous chairs (there's always a wall of famous chairs in the design wing) so that I can find out what they feel like to sit on. I probably should not use the phrase "art I want to touch with my butt" as is my wont. I bet if I mentioned they could sell the replicas or even just tiny models of the replicas in the gift shop, they'd consider it. Imagine finding the most uncomfortable chair in the Wall Of Chairs and then buying a miniature one to keep on your desk at work.