formerly @douglasfirry which is now my main

you KNOW the dick is insane

must a movie "exist"

gaslight, gatekeep, goncharov

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

no more gravy no more basting it is freedom we are tasting

When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

I redid my music from yesterday, now with actual piano and a middle section based on the main theme by @caramiaaddio!