the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

*trying to act natural and befriend you* have mercy on my damned soul???

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

dog im not reading that *collapses unconscious onto the floor* *gets back up but i look more sinister this time and red eyes* *more sinisterer voice* Dog... Let me read that..

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i

furries wake up each day and choose violence