𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘺

not saying I put an extraneous amount of thought into this but if I had only the sesame street puppets at my disposal in a time of war, I would, without a doubt, sacrifice elmo even for the smallest bit of distraction and I would put big bird as an ambulance driver to keep him off the front lines

capitalism is like. resting is a waste of time. eating is a waste of time. sleeping is a waste of time. playing is a waste of time. living is a waste of time. you must prove your worth to live here and everything else is a waste. and we’re taught not to question it. 

i will eat my meals and take my naps and sit on benches and i will stop to do nothing and i will cherish those moments.

All Cops Are Bad Apples

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

fireproof by one direction but it’s just “i think i’m gonna lose my mind” and then the song ends

what makes you beautiful by one direction but it’s just “you’re insecure” and then the song ends

alive by one direction but it's just "my mother told me i should go and get some therapy" and then the song ends