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Everyone boos.

Then a voice from behind the crowd yells "how the fuck do you know?!"

Talkative Robins can compromise stealth and covert surveillances ops. Robins can be soothed with lollipops or hard candy. Ensure that Robin knows that it should be abandoned when and if there is movement.

Robins should be held always by their hands when crossing streets and never by their capes when jumping. Though capes are reinforced to hold their weight and more, safety protocols require you to grab them by hand or ankle.

Robins sometimes have the habit of being distracted. There is many ways to keep Robin on track: a gentle tap with two fingers on their shoulder or glove works the best. Always remind them of the objective of the mission.

Robins are priority. They are first protected in the field if things go awry. If a Robin is injured, it is imperative that you stay with them and get them to safety. You can always find the target again, you cannot replace your Robin.

Robins are not permitted to fly with Superman and Wonder Woman, to go running with the Flash or transport via Green Lantern magic without the necessary training. See Article 78, sub-section 346.

Robins are expected to maintain cool heads and diplomacy when dealing with the public and law enforcement. It is understandable when Robins get heated in troubled times but Robins need to be reminded sometimes that some words and phrases are not approved. This is actionable through the use of the swear jar or the deployment of Agent A or five minutes detention beneath the cape.

Speaking on capes, the use of the Bat's cape is both an area for Robins to shield themselves against adverse weather, prying eyes and also can be used for misbehaving or emotional Robins.

When Robins are faced with gory sights, which you must attempt to prevent by always entering a location firs, it is Batman's job to avert their gaze or find a way to get them away. Robins can be sent to a secondary location. But it is imperative to sit down afterwards, to discuss and allow them emote fears and feelings.

Robins' needs should be met swiftly. Robins should not consume sugar in any form before patrol. Sugary snacks and energy drinks are prohibited. However, always stock the means of feeding and hydrating your Robin within a mile to mile radius of your location. When Robins are cold, warm them. When they are hungry or thirsty, watch over them as they sate themselves. When they are scared, comfort them. You are nothing without your Robin.

Sick and injured Robins will want to go on patrol. They worry about letting you down. Do not let them. They are just kids. Let them rest, stay in with them. Ice cream and some movies wouldn't hurt. Robins come first.

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And then Dami just gets to the manor to see Jason upside down in an arm chair reading To Kill A Mockingbird in a matching wonder woman pajamas set with fucking reading glasses.

no actually you fucking know what? you're 100% right and i want it to be worse than that. i want this shit to be like king and saitama from one punch man.

i want jason to be MASSIVELY feared in the loa. i want nothing but respect for his skills. he has the All Blades, he beat DEATH, he gained ra's and talia's approval overnight; he's literally the only non-biological heir to the loa, THAT'S how good he must be.

mean-fucking-while jason is literally just a supremely traumatised mentally-fifteen year old stuck in a body-builder's body. he has no idea what to do with these swords. he jumps at every corner he turns. after what happened with being robin he is DONE with the whole fighting/vigilante thing; the only times he's ever apparently shown power is when he's blacked out from pit rage and overcome his opponents from sheer subconscious terrified desperation. he doesn't fucking know why everybody around him thinks he's so infallible, but he sure as shit isn't brave enough to dispute those claims while in the LEAGUE of ASSASSINS.

enter damian, the real heir. born and raised to fight and takes that role with precision and pride. he can defeat all of his tutors with one arm tied behind his back and only holds back ever so slightly during training so that talia doesn't up his workload because that boy is TIRED. he's the only one that knows how clueless and uninterested in fighting jason is, because on one occasion after being introduced to the so called 'chosen heir', the two got accidentally locked in somewhere with a bunch of members of a rival group, and damian got to watch as jason shrieked 'NO PLEASE I DONT WANT TO ANYMORE' and ducked behind a table while he went out and defeated all their opponents with ease.

damian stays silent on his new brother's weakness because. well because that's his new brother. jason may not want to fight but he's still the only nice one at the loa. only one that will read to him and talk to him like a human being. damian likes jason, and so he decides to protect jason's reputation.

what we end up with is a damian that spends all day listening to people blow smoke up jason's ass while he hums along, agreeing that he 'should be more like akhi', and then when there's an emergency and ra's sends jason on a tough mission alone damian will sneak out and drop down next to the supremely freaked out jason like 'wanna go to a cafe while i deal with this?' and give jason the credit afterwards.

it gets harder when they go to gotham, because jason accidentally got mistaken for a crime lord (he was wearing a helmet for protection and stumbled into the middle of a shoot out, where a bullet ricocheted off the helmet and killed a major gang leader which jason then accidentally inherited) and after bruce found out about the 'red hood' he started going all in on the guy, and like. jason did not want to deal with family bullshit. nu-uh. he wants anonymity. he wants to stay in a dingy 1 bed apartment reading books, cooking, and occasionally meeting up with damian for milkshakes. fuck the waynes, he does not have the mental capacity to deal with that. and damian KNOWS this, and he also knows that if batman continues to full on investigate jason's version of red hood he WILL fully realise what happened and then find out jason's identity. so. to protect his brother. damian starts double-timing both as red hood AND robin.

he's fuckin. making jason show up once a week on a rooftop as a mascot while sneaking around doing all the ACTUAL work of taking over the alley specifically to create a distraction from who jason actually is for bruce. jason is just glad his helmet is mechanised because it means all he has to do is nervously stand there while damian watches through the camera feed four blocks away and speaks for him via the speakers.

eventually tim manages to clock that the only thing he's ever actually seen red hood physically do is stand still or run away from a fight, and then he clocks that all the victims of 'the red hood' talk about a tiny little shadow demon that hood sends to do his dirty work. he confronts damian about it and damian's just straight-faced 'look he is skittish and if you ruin this for him i will murder you.'

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The war in my brain when I have to decide whether to draw pirates or cowboys…