No Don't Touch

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

Dude it’s from spongebob

trying to talk to men’s dumb asses be like

Due to a tumblr glitch the last gif didn’t load for me and was replaced for ages with a big black square and tbh I just assumed she killed him

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

same

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

bb-8 doesn’t even have the capacity for facial expression and yet it perfectly echoes my exact reaction when someone shushes me

the insult the betrayal the disbelief

Young girls are naturally inclined to witchcraft. You cant leave a young girl alone in the backyard for 5 minutes without her trying to make "soup" from some flower petals and sticks.

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

A little vovinam to start the day. I guess the flying scissors is kind of their signature technique.